Army gets beat yet again

The Red Army was beat 4-1 last night to the hands of The Buschwackers. The Wackers jumped out to a quick 2-0 lead in the first. A bad change caused the first goal and the second goal was all the goalies fault, as said by Steve Palmiscno. The Wackers made it 3-0 in the 2nd when the Army just couldn't get it out of the zone. "Lance Norman had a chane to get it out. He just couldn't, said assistant coach, Shawn McMillan. McMillan continued he tirade on Norman. "Norman was the worst player on the ice. He 2 week layoff really hurt him. A trade may be in order!" The Army made it a 2 goal deficit when Todd Palmiscno scored on a picture perfect pass from Todd Schumacher. The Wackers thought that Schumacher was going to shoot the puck, but instead fed Palmiscno with a no look pass for the talley. Palmiscno said, "Schuey made a top ten sportscenter pass. If we don't see that play on the late sportscenter broadcast I will be surprised." The Army had numerous chances to make it closer, but just could score on their numerous chances. The Wackers scored an open net goal after another turnover by Norman. The game did have some late game drama as Matt Palmiscno and Jerry Lundby had some discussions after the open net goal. Steve Palmiscno tried to help his son in the discussion. Steve Palmisnco said, "I had to help Matt. He went to Red River and is kinda a cupcake." It took at least an hour to find out why the discussion and pushing match started. Finally Baron Purcell broke the silence. "The way I understand it is Lundby said that his wife can make a Calzone better than any Palmiscno. It didn't take long for the Italian blood to boil!" The Army and the Wackers have split their 2 games. The next one should be a dilly!