The Red Army News is Back

After a 2 week layoff due to a funding problem with Vladimir Putin taking all of the money for the Sochi Olympics, the News is back. The Red Army faces of against the Buschwackers tonight at 6:45 at the Eagles Arena. Tonight's game is bigger than the USA/Canada Women's game that played earlier today. The Army stomped the Wackers 8-3 earlier this year. The Army was able to win without Todd Schumacher in the lineup. With the Stalwart Defenseman back in the line up, what we we expect tonight. "Most likely a loss," said Perry Marto. "Schumacher is no good, and when is the media and ownership going to figure this out." The Wackers Baron Purcell added, "Schumacher will most likely be our player!" Tonight's game is preempting The Olympic Figure skating. Tickets are going fast. Call 1-800-REDARMY for yours!