The Season is almost DONE

The Army will take its dismal record into tonight's game against Acme. The Army has beaten Acme once this year. But that doesn't mean much. With the game at 5:45 at the GF Blue Line Club, the Army will be short handed. Stalwarts Lance Norman, Chad Swendseid and Todd Schumacher won't be playing. Trying to pick up the slack for those 3 will be Director of Player Personal, Shawn McMillan. He came out of retirement once this year and as Perry Marto stated, "He was shitty!" McMillan answered, "I fit right in, we are all shitty!" No one argued. Look for Lenny Boucher to have a big night. There is video surfacing around that he has been shooting extra pucks in his brown spandex. It looks like he may be getting rid of the camo ones. We can only wait to see that sight. "Maybe Lenny can give the camo ones to Steve Olson. So he can get rid of his brown streak ones," said Todd Palmiscno. You can tell it is getting late in the year, if the best thing I can write about are brown things. Thousands of tickets remain for tonight's game. Call 1_800-REDARMY for yours.